A Good Year for the Outlaw

I don’t know if Gov. Dick is a treasonist, or not, I mean this story only calls him “grossly irresponsible” and “ripe for impeachment” after his recent empathy for those idiots who think Texas can secede from the union.
For the record, they can’t, according to their own state constitution. But that doesn’t stop [...]

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I started to give up on NASCAR, or more appropriately NAZICAR, a couple of seasons back, and haven’t watched more than 100 laps of racing all year to this point. Out of about 12,000 or so.
Tonight, I’m whipping through the dial looking for more college football and I see they’re running at Lowe’s Motor [...]

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Super Bowl Sunday. America’s “Big Game”. And it usually turns into a big fest for rednecks nationwide to go all “‘mur-a-kin” for their beloved (read: overrated) NFL.  Don’t get me wrong. I like football. Casually interested, is what I’d call me. But it’s NOT the best game. It’s among the easiest to understand (”them boys is gotta [...]

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Whippin’ through the TV dial on a Saturday, and I stumble across “Redneck Weddings” on CMT. This show is like the proverbial trainwreck: you don’t want to watch but once you start you can’t take your eyes off it.
The groom, after mattress surfing behind a four-wheel ATV, and the wife, after mud wrestling in her [...]

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This moron is part of a website about rat hunting. I kid you not. Rat hunting. Now someone is going to try and tell me that it’s necessary to have this kind of gun. What-the-frick-ever.

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I laugh uproariously at the SunSetter RV Awning commercials.  And last night I noticed a slight change in the voice over script, and laughed even harder.
They used to make it a point…several times in the script…that “our awnings are assembled right here in America with American parts.” Notice…not ALL American parts, but a few. Maybe [...]

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And they found this dude innocent.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-04-23-dungeon-assault_N.htm
There are SO many things wrong in this story. Not wrong in the reporting, wrong in how this redneck creep goes about living his life, and about how South Carolina is now clearly ahead of Kansas in the race for the most backwards, backwoods, redneck state in the country.

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http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2007/04/25/news/doc462e9598f3872573145387.txt
Maybe Vonster and his other redneck friends can go live there.

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