We Can’t Hear A Singer Say “Smokin’ Funny Things”?!?!?

Posted on September 9, 2008 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, censorship.

Diane called me this morning to say she heard Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long” (a VERY clever riff on both “Werewolves of London” and “Sweet Home Alabama”, btw) on a country station in the Quad Cities this morning, and they edited out the word “smokin’” from the line “we were smokin’ funny things…”.

Are you kidding me? Seriously? The right-wingers that run this station (and yes, they are right-wingers, I know them) think that country listeners will be offended by a reference to wacky-backy? They might want to ask Sarah Palin about it, but that’s another story.

Seriously, we’ve got country stations that are finally wise enough to play what the listeners want with this latest Kid Rock song (despite country consultants’ collective aversion to it, and for that matter anything not recorded by a Kenny, George, or Toby), and then they edit out the word “smokin’”? Sheesh.

As a person who has never smoked “the stuff”, I couldn’t care less if someone references it in a song, and it’s not going to make me want to smoke it, either. I’m gonna let the folks at Clear Channel in on a little secret: psst…some people that like country are a) Democrats who b) have enough of a brain to make their own decisions.

Thanks. Carry on.

Sports Radio Has Lost It’s Mind

Posted on February 22, 2008 by bjstone.
Categories: Bears suck, Radio, Society woes, Sports.

In the past few days, every time…EVERY time…I’ve turned on a sportstalk radio station, be it in Chicago, Peoria, the Quad Cities, or New York or Minneapolis via internet for that matter, the discussion is the same.

Are they talking Spring Training baseball, a very exciting time for all teams? Nope.

Are the talking about the stretch run in the NHL or NBA? Nope.

Maybe they’re talking about the soon-to-descend-upon-us college hoops March Madness? Um, no.

Oh, wait, I know! NAZICAR season just started with the big Daytona race. Gotta be it, right? No again.

What are talking about? Yep. The frickin’ NFL. I’ve heard Mel “What The Hell Do I Actually Do?” Kiper ranting on ESPN about potential 5th round draft choices at the all-important punter or tight end positions. I’ve heard other hosts rambling on about how Bubba Joe Bob Hickaburger can squat 450 a hundred times, or how Latonzalicious Jackson runs a 4.32 40-year dash without pads, but slows to 4.38 with pads. I’ve heard how Studly McOverrated QB is 6-4 and can see over lineman and can get the ball from his hand to a wideout on a 12 yard hitch pattern in 2.73 seconds, about .04 seconds faster than Sexy California Dudewacker, who’s also only 6-3 1/2, btw.

Interestingly, btw, you don’t hear about their college grades or their steroid test results…but I digress. Bottom line:

I…DON’T…CARE.

And nobody else does, either, except for 31-year old Geech Puckerbrush sitting, unshowered for days, in Mom’s basement gearing up for the next big season of Fantasy Football.  

Talk baseball. Talk hockey. Talk stock cars. Hell, talk bowling and golf. Just DROP FOOTBALL FOR A DAMN WEEK. Hell, the damn draft…another overrated and overhyped phenomenon, is still over a month away. Just shut up about football for one stinkin’ week. That’s all I ask. Sheesh.

Congrats Redbirds

Posted on November 25, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, Sports, around peoria.

Our football coverage this fall on CD 107.9 ended with Metamora’s thrilling victory over Morris in the IHSA 5A finals. Congrats to Coach Ryan and the kids, and the whole town for that matter, on the title. I’ve heard good things about our championship coverage, which included Dave Murphy and Rich Draeger in the booth and Mark Bixler on the sidelines. Bix got Pat Ryan on twice during the game, so for those who’d like to hear it, it’s archived over at Jason Plank’s website: www.jmpsports.com.

We’ve already segued into basketball coverage, as our busy fall now turns into our busier winter.

IHSA Football, Week 4 of the Postseason.

Posted on November 14, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, Sports, around peoria.

Same two teams still in it, same station still on it!

1pm Saturday - Marion at Metamora on CD 107.9 and www.cd1079.com

5pm Saturday - Galena at North Fulton on CD 107.9 and www.cd1079.com

IHSA Football Playoffs, Week 3

Posted on November 6, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, Sports, around peoria.

The local clubs are getting whittled down. We’ll have two games on this Saturday, both on CD 107.9 and www.cd1079.com:

At 1pm - 5A - Metamora at Pontiac, Dave Murphy and Rob Paullin on PBP.

At 6pm - 1A - North Fulton at Stark County, Leon Groover and Bob Wagner on PBP.

Hope everybody gets a chance to listen!

IHSA Football On The Radio, Round 2

Posted on November 1, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, Sports, around peoria.

Our stations will be at three different games Saturday:

On CD 107.9 and www.cd1079.com:

1pm - 4A Game - Decatur St. Teresa (7-3) at Dunlap (9-1). Dave Murphy and Rich Draeger on PBP.

7pm - 1A Game - Lewistown (10-0) at North Fulton (8-2). Leon Groover and Bob Wagner on PBP.

On AM 1560, WBYS and www.wbysradio.com:

7pm - 2A Game - Orion (10-0) at Farmington (6-4). Dave Murphy and Mark Bixler on PBP.

Tony Z will have his halftime scoreboard show on all games. Tony will get up to the second scores by text message from games involving Richwoods, Metamora, Washington, IVC, Stark County, Princeville, Aledo and every other team in this part of the state.

I’m very proud of our guys and our stations. Eight football games in two weekends on two stations, utilizing a total of seven play-by-play announcers and three studio engineers. I don’t think any other group of stations in the state has done that many games over the first two weeks of this year’s playoffs, plus we give steady updates from those other games around the state through use of stringers sending texts from nearly every game.

Between this and severe weather, this is what live local radio is all about. If anybody among the few folks who read this hear any of the coverage, let me know how we do.

Football Playoffs Are The Bomb! UPDATED

Posted on October 22, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, Sports.

I know, I know, don’t blog about work. But I’m so excited about this weekend, I’ve got to print our radio stations’ schedule:

Friday night on CD107.9 and cd1079.com:

 7pm - Mt. Zion (6-3) at Dunlap (8-1), 4A. Dave Murphy and either Rob Paullin or Rich Draeger on PBP. Live reports from North Fulton (7-2) at Lexington (7-2), 1A, (w/Mark Bixler).

Friday night on AM 1560 WBYS and wbysradio.com:

7pm - Farmington (5-4) at Fieldcrest (8-1), 2A, Leon Groover and Bob Wagner on PBP. Live reports from North Fulton (7-2) at Lexington (7-2), 1A, (w/Mark Bixler).

Saturday afternoon on AM 1560 WBYS and wbysradio.com:

2pm - Colfax Ridgeview (5-4) at Lewistown (9-0), 1A. Leon Groover and Bob Wagner on the PBP.

Saturday afternoon on CD 107.9 and cd1079.com:

1pm - Hillcrest (6-3) at Richwoods (8-1), 6A. Mark Bixler and either yours truly or Rich Draeger/Rob Paullin on PBP.

3pm - Normal U-High (5-4) vs. Woodruff (7-2) at Peoria Stadium, 5A. Dave Murphy and Rob or Rich on PBP.

Yep, Billy, we’ve got your Warriors on live Saturday afternoon!

Of course, at halftime of all games, we’ve got Tony Z back at the studio updating scores from around the state as playoffs begin this Friday night. And the games are also available at Jason Plank’s website, JMPSports.com, where he also archives all games if you want to download a copy. Hope everyone listens either on air or online!

Updated to show full coverage of Farmington vs. Fieldcrest on Friday night. We decided to ADD to the schedule. We gotta be nuts! We’re goin’ crazy!

Isn’t This Discriminatory In Some Way?

Posted on July 27, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, religion.

I saw this ad at pjstar.com tonight:

Professional/Technical

WPEO Christian Radio Assistant to the Manager/Community Relations Director

As some may know, I’m in the business of radio, so I always read these kinds of ads to see what other stations are looking for, and sometimes if I’ve got a buddy looking for work I can direct them that way.

The rest of the ad, with the key words in bold:

Work directly with the General Manager; Onair broadcast experience and talent required; College degree preferred. Skilled in public relations/communication. Coordinate/host public affairs program. Must be a christian and be knowledgeable of local christian organizations. WPEO is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Send resume to WPEO , P.O. Box 1, Peoria, IL 61650 or WPEO@WPEO.com

Okay, two observations.

1. The part in bold really didn’t need to be there, did it? Can we all pretty much assume that to be the case based on what we’ve already read to that point?

2. Is this not some kind of discriminatory phrase? I mean, if I ran an ad for an employee and said “Must be a male” or “Must be a black person”, would people not have the right to question my judgment and my practices? For that matter, what if someone ran an ad that said “must NOT be a christian”? Would those who WERE christians have every right to be upset?

Miss Diane has added a third query: Could someone who is NOT a christian be capable of doing this job just as well as someone who is? Great question, and the answer is actually yes…there COULD be someone out there who could fill that position just as well.

Anyway, just wondering.

The Problem With Air America

Posted on May 17, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Politics, Radio.

A recent discussion at The Blogfather’s Site  centered on an idiotic plan by some Democrats to invoke the “Fairness Doctrine” in an effort to stifle guys like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. Air America, the failed, for all intents and purposes, left leaning radio network, was mentioned in the discussion.

As a guy who’s been in and around radio for almost 30 years now, this is my take on why Air America is not cutting a wide swath of success

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Imus

Posted on April 14, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio.

Everybody and their brother and their other brother have already commented on Don Imus.

Here’s mine:

First of all, the WORST thing uttered on Imus’ broadcast was the word “jigaboo” by the producer. Where is the outrage over that? THAT was the comment, to me, that was thoroughly unacceptable. None of the discussion was real smart, but “jigaboo”?!?!?! And then nothing gets focused on that? What the hell am I missing here?

Does the story deserve this attention? No. Am I surprised it IS getting this attention? Not at all.

Should Imus have been suspended? Sure. He made a boneheaded comment on the air (which I think was more SEXist than RACist), and he should be punished to some extent. But fired? No. Not for that. If anybody should have gotten the axe, it’s this Bernard guy that said “jigaboo”.

Be that as it may, I don’t see racists like Spike Lee (”there shouldn’t be interracial marriage”), Dusty Baker (”black people handle heat better”), or John Thompson (”I don’t recruit white kids to Georgetown.”) getting the same treatment that Jimmy the Greek, Al Campanis, Howard Cosell, and countless other white people get. Hell, Thompson was LAUDED for saying it, while Bobby Knight was taken to task for playfully snapping a towel at a black player. BTW, look at all the times Bobby has gotten in trouble for things that he shouldn’t have. But that’s another story.

In many cases, these people who make stupid, racist statements, black AND white, have been totally misunderstood in what they said, and in other cases, these people, black AND white, have only stated fact, yet if they’re white, the scrutiny is infinitely more intense. I am one of the LEAST racist persons you’d ever want to meet, BTW, and I’m making that assertion based on what I’ve been told by people of all colors. So it comes from a totally neutral perspective in my case, and I can see how white people have taken more heat for what they’ve said than the other way around. At some point, it has to even out, because contrary to everyone’s “wishes and hopes”, it’s never going to stop completely.

On that same line, Rutgers coach C. Vivian Stringer needs to say one thing before I’ll take ANYTHING she has said seriously. She said she “accepts” Imus’ apology. Cool. But why doesn’t she ask every rap artist who makes derogatory comments about women in their songs apologize, too? Why doesn’t Al Sharpton denounce rap lyrics? Why can they talk about rape, call women “hos”, and show women zero respect in their so-called “music”? It CANNOT be “blacks are allowed to talk about blacks like that”. Bullshit. It’s not about color, it’s about GENDER. Why is Coach Stringer not calling rappers into her office to apologize to her team?  Just a question.

A couple of final thoughts…wasn’t it Stevie Wonder who called himself a “nappy headed boy” in a song? Was he paying loving homage to his youth, or was he insulting the hell out of himself? And isn’t there a rap group actually CALLED “Nappy Roots”? They must really hate themselves.

What’s Good For The Goose…

Posted on January 7, 2007 by bjstone.
Categories: Radio, Society woes.

I’m driving home from Bloomington last night, punching around the AM dial (nothing better than late night AM radio…STILL). I pick up Nashville, Cincinnati, Detroit, Dallas, Minneapolis, Louisville, Pittsburgh, Atlanta…I’m having a blast! And then I pick up a talk show on out of Denver.

The host on that station is upset that Muslim cabbies in Minneapolis are refusing to transport people with alcohol. He says, “if it’s part of the job, you have to deal with it. If you knew that going in, why take the job?!?!?”

He then tells of a time when he was at a major league baseball game and ordered a hot dog with chili, and the girl behind the counter had to wait for someone else to come over and help her because “she didn’t handle pork products”. So again, he says, “why would you take that job if you can’t handle the job requirements??!?!”

So a caller joins in and says he’s a cabbie in Reno, and if a gay couple wants a ride to a gay bar, he has to take them, whether he supports their “behavior” or not, because “that’s the job I signed up to do.” And the host says, “see? that’s what I’m talking about. Good for you! You just do the job, right? Because if you DIDN’T transport the gays, these liberals would be calling you a bigot!”

Well, guess who’s the next caller…yep, me! I say, “I gotta tell ya, I agree with what you’re saying…if you take a job knowing what the requirements are and still refuse to DO some of the requirements, why should you be allowed to keep that job?”

And he says, “right on, that’s what I’m saying! Why is that so hard to understand?”

I add, “I dunno. I just think these Muslims shouldn’t be letting their religious beliefs get in the way of their job.”

And he’s excited now, “Exactly…no one is telling them they can’t be Muslim (the old conservative cabal there, see it?), but they’ve gotta do the job as described.”

I go on: “Absolutely, I agree. And because of that, I feel the same way about druggists. If a guy takes a job at a pharmacy that sells the pill and other forms of birth control and doesn’t want to do that based on his religious beliefs, then he shouldn’t work there or shouldn’t even have applied in the first place, right?”

Silence. Or, as we call it in the business, dead air. Then I hear a click on my end.

I crank up the radio, hear the end of my own comments as the 7-second delay kicks in, and then I hear the silence.

Followed by this intelligent comeback: “Okay people, let’s stick to the topic here…we’ve been talking about only ONE thing here…Muslim cabbies and their refusal to take fares that have alcoholic beverages on them. See how these liberals are? For the last five minutes, I’ve been laser beam focused on Muslim cabbies, and then they gotta try and spin the subject and twist what I’m saying. (heavy sigh) We’ll be right back.”

Just to recap…the guy who brought up the big league ballpark situation and allowed the caller right in front of me to express his displeasure with gay people says he’s “laser beam focused” on Muslims/cabbies/alcohol and hangs up on me without remotely answering my question.

I drove on, shook my head, laughed out loud, and punched up a Jeffrey Steele CD.