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	<title>A Good Year for the Outlaw &#187; Professional Sarcasm</title>
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		<title>Um, You&#8217;re Too Late?</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2009/03/25/um-youre-too-late/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maryland Senator Ben Cardin is proposing that newspapers be allowed to operate as non-profits. 
Hmmm. 
Considering the stock prices of most major newspaper companies today, I think they already are. 
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		<title>Senator Franken?</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2009/01/05/senator-franken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s looking more and more like Al Franken will be the next Senator from Minnesota, as he&#8217;s taken a 225 vote lead after the exhausting recount up there. 
225 votes out of more than 2.5 million cast. Wow. Some (most) people would call that really close, razor thin, a hairsbreadth margin.
Dick Cheney? He&#8217;d call it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Choice Will Be Tough</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/10/24/the-choice-will-be-tough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Grand Old Party]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, far righties that won&#8217;t ever vote for Obama, you&#8217;ve got a choice to make here. 
You have two candidates who don&#8217;t agree on much of anything&#8230;be it abortion, gay marriage, letting states decide vs. amending the constitution&#8230;they have differences on almost every issue.
So&#8230;who ARE you voting for&#8230;McCain or Palin? 
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		<title>So, Ann, When Do You Join The Clinton Campaign?</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/15/so-ann-when-do-you-join-the-clinton-campaign/</link>
		<comments>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/15/so-ann-when-do-you-join-the-clinton-campaign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that John McCain has secured enough delegates to lock Mike &#8220;I Didn&#8217;t Major In Math&#8221; Huckabee out of the GOP presidential race, Ann&#8230;or should I say Stan&#8230;Coulter is supposed to be campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/HuTqgqhxVMc" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
ToÂ quote the great Judge Smails of Bushwood&#8230;
&#8220;Wellllll? We&#8217;re waiting!&#8221;
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		<title>I Wouldn&#8217;t Be Bragging About It</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/10/i-wouldnt-be-bragging-about-it/</link>
		<comments>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/10/i-wouldnt-be-bragging-about-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Professional Sarcasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Worst president ever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A headline today from AFP declares:
US says captured papers reveal Qaeda in Iraq weakened 
The story tellsÂ how Al-Qaeda forcesÂ in Iraq are shrinking. Â 
Of course, there&#8217;s no mention of the fact that Al-Qaeda wasn&#8217;t even in Iraq until sometime after March, 2003. But why quibble with historical fact when there&#8217;s a dog to be wagged.
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>My 2008 Budget</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/07/my-2008-budget/</link>
		<comments>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/07/my-2008-budget/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[corporate greed]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve completed my proposed 2008 budget forÂ the radio stations. I&#8217;ve taken cues from our current &#8220;leadership&#8221; (wow, is THAT term used loosely here) to complete it.Â  Here it is:
1. I&#8217;m increasing the external advertising (read: &#8220;defense&#8220;) by a couple hundred thousand. (Actually, advertising is &#8220;offense&#8221;, but that&#8217;s the way our administration has treated our military [...]]]></description>
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		<title>January 25th, 2009</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/07/january-25th-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/02/07/january-25th-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My prediction:Â That will be theÂ date (gotta give the new prez a couple of days to acclimate)Â on whichÂ the rank and file of the GOP will denounce &#8220;waterboarding&#8221; as &#8220;torture&#8221; and wonder why the president isn&#8217;t doing anything about it.
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		<title>I Issue A Signing Statement</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/01/14/i-issue-a-signing-statement/</link>
		<comments>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2008/01/14/i-issue-a-signing-statement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Professional Sarcasm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Worst president ever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the wake of the Worst President Ever&#8217;s latest flaunting of U.S. Law (Mexican trucks continue to roll unimpeded over the border, despite a law passed to the contrary), it&#8217;s time average Joe&#8217;s like you and me got to issue &#8220;Signing Statements&#8221; on laws we&#8217;re simply going to ignore.
So, as of tonight, I&#8217;m not even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Here come the Cicadas</title>
		<link>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2007/04/29/here-come-the-cicadas/</link>
		<comments>http://bjstone.blogpeoria.com/2007/04/29/here-come-the-cicadas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 15:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bjstone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Professional Sarcasm]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So the loud, annoying, but non-stinging or biting Cicadas are going to make their first appearance in 17 years this spring.
http://www.pjstar.com/stories/042907/TRI_BD2LFCIF.020.php
Two thoughts come to mind:
1) Once every 17 years, in other words, they are brave enough to appear in public more often than Vonster.
2) 17 years&#8230;big deal. The Cubs haven&#8217;t burrowed out of their holesÂ for [...]]]></description>
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