Maryland Senator Ben Cardin is proposing that newspapers be allowed to operate as non-profits.
Hmmm.
Considering the stock prices of most major newspaper companies today, I think they already are.
Entries Tagged as 'Professional Sarcasm'
Um, You’re Too Late?
March 25th, 2009 · 1 Comment
Tags: Professional Sarcasm · disecting the news
Senator Franken?
January 5th, 2009 · No Comments
It’s looking more and more like Al Franken will be the next Senator from Minnesota, as he’s taken a 225 vote lead after the exhausting recount up there.
225 votes out of more than 2.5 million cast. Wow. Some (most) people would call that really close, razor thin, a hairsbreadth margin.
Dick Cheney? He’d call it [...]
Tags: Politics · Professional Sarcasm
The Choice Will Be Tough
October 24th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Well, far righties that won’t ever vote for Obama, you’ve got a choice to make here.
You have two candidates who don’t agree on much of anything…be it abortion, gay marriage, letting states decide vs. amending the constitution…they have differences on almost every issue.
So…who ARE you voting for…McCain or Palin?
Tags: Grand Old Party · Politics · Professional Sarcasm
So, Ann, When Do You Join The Clinton Campaign?
February 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Now that John McCain has secured enough delegates to lock Mike “I Didn’t Major In Math” Huckabee out of the GOP presidential race, Ann…or should I say Stan…Coulter is supposed to be campaigning for Hillary Clinton.
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To quote the great Judge Smails of Bushwood…
“Wellllll? We’re waiting!”
Tags: Politics · Professional Sarcasm · TV media
I Wouldn’t Be Bragging About It
February 10th, 2008 · 9 Comments
A headline today from AFP declares:
US says captured papers reveal Qaeda in Iraq weakened
The story tells how Al-Qaeda forces in Iraq are shrinking. Â
Of course, there’s no mention of the fact that Al-Qaeda wasn’t even in Iraq until sometime after March, 2003. But why quibble with historical fact when there’s a dog to be wagged.
Tags: Professional Sarcasm · Worst president ever
My 2008 Budget
February 7th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I’ve completed my proposed 2008 budget for the radio stations. I’ve taken cues from our current “leadership” (wow, is THAT term used loosely here) to complete it. Here it is:
1. I’m increasing the external advertising (read: “defense“) by a couple hundred thousand. (Actually, advertising is “offense”, but that’s the way our administration has treated our military [...]
Tags: Politics · Professional Sarcasm · Worst president ever · corporate greed
January 25th, 2009
February 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
My prediction: That will be the date (gotta give the new prez a couple of days to acclimate) on which the rank and file of the GOP will denounce “waterboarding” as “torture” and wonder why the president isn’t doing anything about it.
Tags: Politics · Professional Sarcasm
I Issue A Signing Statement
January 14th, 2008 · No Comments
In the wake of the Worst President Ever’s latest flaunting of U.S. Law (Mexican trucks continue to roll unimpeded over the border, despite a law passed to the contrary), it’s time average Joe’s like you and me got to issue “Signing Statements” on laws we’re simply going to ignore.
So, as of tonight, I’m not even [...]
Tags: Professional Sarcasm · Worst president ever
Here come the Cicadas
April 29th, 2007 · 1 Comment
So the loud, annoying, but non-stinging or biting Cicadas are going to make their first appearance in 17 years this spring.
http://www.pjstar.com/stories/042907/TRI_BD2LFCIF.020.php
Two thoughts come to mind:
1) Once every 17 years, in other words, they are brave enough to appear in public more often than Vonster.
2) 17 years…big deal. The Cubs haven’t burrowed out of their holes for [...]
Tags: Professional Sarcasm

