So this summer I’m seeing more of these white flags with a blue “W” on them, and I don’t know what they are. Some of my employees educated me to the “we put these out whenever the Cubs win the day before” reason for these flags. Only on wins? No wonder I haven’t often seen [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Cubs suck'
Take Down The Freakin’ W’s Already
June 25th, 2009 · 3 Comments
Tags: Cubs suck
Stay Classy, Cubs Organization
June 16th, 2009 · 3 Comments
I don’t pay much attention to baseball anymore, outside of checking the standings here and there. But what with Sosa’s name back in the news (one of the guys who made me feel the way I know feel about baseball), and the latest folly at Wrigley Dump this evening, I gotta comment.
I understand 40,000 people [...]
Tags: Cubs suck · Society woes · corporate greed
Least Surprising Headline of The Day, Part Deux
June 16th, 2009 · No Comments
Report: Sosa tested positive for steroids in 2003
Wow. Knock me over with a feather. Didn’t see that one comin’.
NOT!
It’s about time this jackass’ name finally got exposed. What a joke. What a freakin’ joke he was/is/and always will be. Eat it, f’en Cub fans in denial. Your boy was right in there with Bonds, [...]
Tags: Cubs suck · Society woes · Sports · liars
One Trump Card for C.J.
May 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
For fans of a real franchise, every time Billy gives you this, I will respond with this:
Explains a lot about the man and the team he cheers for, doesn’t it?
Tags: Cubs suck
Go Hawks!
April 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments
What an unbelievable turnaround in just two short seasons in Chicago for the Blackhawk franchise. Sad to say, it’s now COMPLETELY obvious how much Bill Wirtz was holding back this club.
In just two short years since Rocky Wirtz took over for his dad, and made perfect hire after perfect hire, the ‘hawks are again [...]
Tags: Bears suck · Cubs suck · Hockey
Marty Brenneman, You Are Da Man.
April 21st, 2008 · 5 Comments
Lotsa noise being made in Chicago over this one:
[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ky9Kso9q_Ws" width="425" height="350" wmode="transparent" /]
Tags: Cubs suck
Rivermen, Wild Off To Fast Starts
October 9th, 2007 · No Comments
Peoria’s new-look, blazing fast Rivermen are 2-0 and look like they could live up to their press clippings. I highly recommend you get to the PCC and see this team before some of these guys are inevitably called up to St. Louis or traded. Martin Kariya (Paul’s brother) had 3 goals over the opening weekend, [...]
Enjoy Something You’re Not Used To, Cub Fans
October 1st, 2007 · 4 Comments
I did my impression of the Cubs making the playoffs this week at work: I walked backwards down the hall.
Anyway, while you guys go ga-ga for simply making the postseason, enjoy this list of teams that have made the postseason at least 4 times in this decade already:
Boston Red Sox; New York Yankees; California Angels; Atlanta Braves; St [...]
Alright, Cub Fans, Explain This
August 23rd, 2007 · 3 Comments
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/29303/
Here’s another look:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GagIe5W_nI
 I knew that team was messed up, but c’mon.
Tags: Cubs suck
Sometimes Even The Worst Organizations Make The Right Move
June 20th, 2007 · 4 Comments
The Cubs have just sent Michael “Rockhead” Barrett to San Diego for some cash and a backup catcher. Talk about addition by subtraction. Now, they’re just a dumping of Kerry Wood away from another positive move for team chemistry.
Team Pathetic
June 2nd, 2007 · 3 Comments
Not a lot of talk coming out of Billy and Mouse about the Cubs lately. Let’s check the standings…
Cardinals, 23-29, 2nd place in baseball’s lamest division
Cubs 22-30, 4th place (and only 2.5 games out of last) in baseball’s lamest division, and now fighting each other in the dugout because their overrated “ace” (and tremendously hot [...]
I Didn’t Think It Was THIS Bad
February 5th, 2007 · 1 Comment
I forgot to do a “…since the Cubs last won…” update last week.
I’m taking a different approach this week:
Did you know Leo Tolstoy (b. 1828) and Mark Twain (b. 1835) were both still alive when the Cubs last won a World Series. That is simply unbelievable. Both writers passed away in 1910.
Amazing.
January 14th, 2007 · No Comments
This week’s edition of: “Something that came into the world SINCE the pathetic, hapless, worst pro sports franchise ever – the Chicago Cubs – last won a World Series.”
That’s right. Talking movies came AFTER the last Cubs’ title.
Wow…THAT long ago?!?!?
January 3rd, 2007 · 4 Comments
This week’s edition of: “Something that came into the world SINCE the pathetic, hapless, worst pro sports franchise ever – the Chicago Cubs – last won a World Series.”
Enjoy.

