A Good Year for the Outlaw

Entries Tagged as 'Bears suck'

Coolest Thing Ever

August 18th, 2009 · 3 Comments

#4 is in Purple. Finally. What’s cool about it? Bear fans being beside themselves, that what’s cool.
I’m not even a big fan anymore, but I sure am enjoying the whining Bear fans (okay, that’s somewhat redundant) right now.

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Go Hawks!

April 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments

What an unbelievable turnaround in just two short seasons in Chicago for the Blackhawk franchise. Sad to say, it’s now COMPLETELY obvious how much Bill Wirtz was holding back this club.
In just two short years since Rocky Wirtz took over for his dad, and made perfect hire after perfect hire, the ‘hawks are again [...]

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Bears Fans Wetting Selves, Depends Sales Up

April 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

Jay Cutler is now a Bear. Talk show hosts and callers all over Illinois are sitting in their soaked plain white BVD’s (except for the typical Bear fan’s Larry-The-Cable-Guy-style-racing-stripe in his underbritches) over the deal. Denver’s new coach, in what looks to the be the move that seals his fate as a short-timer in Denver, [...]

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Quickie Poll: Minnesota Vikings

October 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Should Vikings Coach Brad Childress be fired today?
[] Yes.
[] Hell yes.
[] He hasn’t been fired yet, what the hell is the holdup?
[] The Bears suck no matter what the Vikings do.
[] All of the above.

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Sports Radio Has Lost It’s Mind

February 22nd, 2008 · 16 Comments

In the past few days, every time…EVERY time…I’ve turned on a sportstalk radio station, be it in Chicago, Peoria, the Quad Cities, or New York or Minneapolis via internet for that matter, the discussion is the same.
Are they talking Spring Training baseball, a very exciting time for all teams? Nope.
Are the talking about the stretch [...]

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Tags: Bears suck · Radio · Society woes · Sports

This Just In

December 22nd, 2007 · 5 Comments

The Department of Homeland Security (snicker)* has just let the folks in Illinois that in case of an attack on our country, we’re all supposed to report to the end zones at Soldier Field, as nothing ever touches down there.
*Use of “snicker” stolen from Peoria’s Blogfather and his inability to contain himself when commenting [...]

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This Just In: Todd Sauerbrun’s Daily Planner Revealed!

November 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Denver Broncos punter/kicker Todd Sauerbrun didn’t have a good day yesterday. He kicked the football directly to Devin Hester not once, but twice (in the same quarter!). Then, when he finally figured out that wasn’t a good idea, he decided to punt right into the outstretched hands of Charles Tillman, resulting in an easy (even [...]

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