A Good Year for the Outlaw

Let’s see if I have this straight…about 6 months into the Obama presidency, which means about 18 months until the next campaign starts by the GOP, and here’s who the Repubs have for favorites, in no particular order:

- A Southern Governor (Sanford – S.C.) who goes AWOL to avoid his four kids on Father’s Day (that’s according to his wife, not me) and leaves the state AND his security detail without telling anybody.

UPDATE: Now comes word the dude was in Argentina and not on some Carolina hiking trail? Oh, this is just getting better. UPDATE #2: Yep! It’s an affair. What a shock! And his wife knew about it for five months! Another fine example for the morally bankrupt GOP. What GOP big wig ISN’T cheating on his wife? And when are the ones NOT cheating going to go ahead and come out of the closet? LOL,

- A Southern Governor (Jindal – Louisiana) who is so far away from being ready for the job that he looked like a nervous grade schooler in his response to Obama back in January, and has been non-existent in the national spotlight ever since.

- A Northeastern Governor (Romney – Mass) and a Southern Governor (Huckabee – Backwardsas) who were so unelectable the first time they lost to McCain. Romney will never earn the GOP nomination based on his religion alone, and Huckabee, even if named to the ticket by the GOP, is unelectable because his own religious beliefs are just TOO christian.

- A Western Senator (Ensign – Nevada) who was being highly talked about but has decided to grenade his chances early by banging a married woman…a married STAFFER no less.

- And a Western Governor (Palin – Alaska) who is a) a woman in a party of white men and b) simply a kook.

Good crew guys, and good luck!