Following an Explorer this morning, one of those with the little outlined fish on the tailgate that is apparently only there to signify “I’m better than you, I’ve got a christian fish”, and I find myself dodging peanut shells, or something like that.
You see, the driver is tossing peanut or sunflower seed shells – or something of the sort – out his window every few hundred feet. No biggie, I think, but I bet the wrapper is coming out soon. And sure enough…here comes the wrapper.
Followed by a pop can. The Explorer driver seemed to be saying to all other drivers: “I have a fish. I can therefore pollute the earth where and whenever I feel like it.”
What a good little fishie he is.
2 responses so far ↓
1
ollie
// May 7, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Hey, the Rapture is coming soon, so why worry about litter?
2
Lancer
// May 7, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I loathe any kind of junk stuck to the rear of one’s car. Quite frankly I don’t give a crap what God you believe in, who you are going to vote for, if you are pro-life, if your kid is an honor student, etc.,etc.,etc…Do you think the person behind you really cares?!?
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