A Good Year for the Outlaw

 Consumer Reports…Consumer Reports!…is terribly upset at Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter Miley for appearing on film not wearing seat belts in a moving vehicle.  Now, something like this I’d expect from “Focus On The Family” or some other “we’re going to tell everyone how to live or else” type organization like that, but Consumer Reports? Don’t they test power tools and lawn mowers and washing machines?

Billy had to apologize because Billy’s people (probably with a nudge from Disney – or “NAZIWest”, as I call them) decided it would be wise if he did. If I were Billy, I would have said “kiss my Kentucky ass”. And since I know Billy, I’m guessing that would be his TRUE feelings on the subject.

As usual, if the accuser would have simply kept their mouth shut, nobody would have noticed. How many screaming eight year olds watching Miley in 3-D over the weekend said, “hey, she wasn’t wearing a seat belt!”? I’m guessing…um…none.