Hilarious headlines abound on Fixed/Faux News.com this morning. Among my favorites:
- “Women, Gay Men Are Worst Drivers”
- “Image of Jesus Appears In Potato”
- “Lesbian Lock Up”
- “Taser Parties Are The New Craze”
and, of course, under the banner “Breaking News“: “Britney Spears Released From Hospital”
When your political agenda sucks, I guess these are the headlines that best distract the public from the truth.
UPDATE: While ABC aired a GOP Presidential Debate live last night (Saturday Jan 5), while CNN was doing a story about the terrible housing market, while MSNBC was giving analysis on both the Dem and Repub presidential races, Faux was doing a 15-minute expose on Britney Spears’ finances and her current troubles.
Amazing.
3 responses so far ↓
1
vonster
// Jan 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
You just crack me up, Stoner.
2
bjstone
// Jan 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm
…and Faux News doesn’t? You need help.
3
Vonster
// Jan 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Stop it – yer killin’ me.
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