A Good Year for the Outlaw

Another of my favorites:

The guy who travels 44-46 MPH on a two lane road with a little bit of leftover ice and snow along the shoulder and center line….UNTIL you pull out to pass, then you look in your mirror and there’s a car not only now traveling 55 MPH with you, but he’s attached himself to your back bumper so tightly that you can see what he had for lunch on his mustache.

Note to the guy in the beat up red 80’s-era Thunderbird: do it again and I’m gonna brake-check you so hard you’ll be scrapin’ the rust from my muffler off your back teeth.