The Department of Homeland Security (snicker)* has just let the folks in Illinois that in case of an attack on our country, we’re all supposed to report to the end zones at Soldier Field, as nothing ever touches down there.
*Use of “snicker” stolen from Peoria’s Blogfather and his inability to contain himself when commenting on a PJS editorial.
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ollie
// Dec 22, 2007 at 12:56 pm
I don’t know; opposing teams have “touched down” there way too often for my tastes.
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jadedgirl
// Dec 22, 2007 at 2:40 pm
LOL…awesome.
Have a happy holiday!
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ollie
// Dec 23, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Hey, today ‘da Bears found the end zone a whole bunch of times!
Where was this all season?
But you have to love it: the Packers are 12-3, with 2 of the losses coming to the Bears!
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BJ Stone
// Dec 23, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Believe it or not, I’m happy for Orton, who I thought played pretty darn well considering the conditions. What’s it say about the Chicago coaching staff that out of three QB’s, they started the season with the one who gave them the LEAST chance to win, and then came back with him instead of Orton when Griese got dinged up?
The Chicago defense has been pretty good the last two weeks, too, leading me to believe a) Nathan Vasher is pretty important to them and b) they play better when they feel like they have a chance to win (i.e. Grossman is on the bench).
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// Dec 23, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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