A Good Year for the Outlaw

1. Alaska’s “Bridge To Nowhere” project scrapped.

No one affected by decision.

2. “Crazy” Bull Escapes And Beats Up House.

Just before attack, homeowner was in front yard bragging about his outdoor grilling skills.

3. New phenomenon: Tattoo Remorse.

Nothing like a tramp stamp on a lower back to embarrass your kids. Also fun: when that cute little “sun” tattoo around your belly button becomes an oblong and stretched out semi-circle that looks more like a 3-year old took a couple of Sharpies to you while you slept.

4. Was the pope euthanized?

It this is true, to paraphrase Doc Holliday, it seems the church’s hypocrisy knows no bounds.

5. Greenland wants the world to stay away.

Telling line from the article: Aqqaluk Lynge, president of Inuit Circumpolar Conference Greenland…says. “Every night I pray they don’t find oil and gas in Greenland.”  I agree, because if you did, Dubya and The Big Dick would have troops there next week taking out civilians in order to “liberate” you from Denmark.

6. O’Rielly fears Democratic victory in ‘08.

Ah, yes. “We Report…And We Decide For You.”