Now I’m Going To See It

 

So, I’ve just finished my second review of “I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry”. Both reviews trashed the movie mercilessly. Words like “sophomoric”, “imbecilic”, “offensive”, “alleged comedy” and “highly suspect premise”.

Um, yeah, it’s A-D-A-M S-A-N-D-L-E-R. I get a kick out of Sandler, but to the best of my recollection I’ve only ever paid to see one of his movies in the theatre (”The Longest Yard”). However, after reading what these prissy prima donnas have to say, I’m paying to see this one. And I’ll bet it’s absolutely freakin’ hilarious. Kevin James, Steve Buscemi, Sandler, cameo from Rob Schnieder, off-color jokes…yep, the recipe for funny.

The last movie I felt the critics felt this way about? “Wild Hogs”. Guess what…it WAS hilarious.

I go to the movies be entertained for 90-120 minutes. Nothing more. Give me popcorn, a Dr. Pepper, and shut up, ‘cuz I’m just there to be entertained. If I’m not, I’ll say so. That’s all I ask for. Entertain me. Premise? Usually doesn’t matter. Politically correct? Usually doesn’t matter. Just make me pay attention. Critics should try to watch a movie from that angle JUST ONCE.

I get so sick of critics. These people wouldn’t know comedy if Milton Berle did a spit take in their face.

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