Not a lot of talk coming out of Billy and Mouse about the Cubs lately. Let’s check the standings…
Cardinals, 23-29, 2nd place in baseball’s lamest division
Cubs 22-30, 4th place (and only 2.5 games out of last) in baseball’s lamest division, and now fighting each other in the dugout because their overrated “ace” (and tremendously hot headed) pitcher got upset at his overrated (VASTLY overrated), sucker-punch throwing, chicken-bleep, no talent hack of a catcher.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. With all due respect to the defending champion Cardinals, the Kansas City Royals, the doormat of the BEST division in baseball (you know the one, with the Twins, Tigers, White Sox and Indians) would be in a position to WIN the NL Central. Who wouldn’t relish the chance to play Cincy, Houston, Pittsburgh, and Team Pathetic (Cubs) all those times?
The Cubs suck. Again. Â Â
Comment from Mouse forthcoming.


3 responses so far ↓
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Anon E. Mouse
// Jun 11, 2007 at 2:32 am
Sorry, I didn’t see my mandate until just now.
(ahem)
BJ sez: Well, I won’t quote it because it is a bunch of crap.
I sez: Bill might shoot his mouth off, but I learned a long time ago that the only time you can *really* ever point at the standings is when your Magic Number is zero.
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Anon E. Mouse
// Oct 8, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Browsing through some of BJ’s old stuff…and look what I found!
Looks like that team won the division…a lousy division, but they still did better than the Brewers, Astros and Cardinals .
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bjstone
// Oct 9, 2007 at 8:20 am
Again…your point? I stand by my statement…the Royals would have contended for the crown in the NL Comedy Central.
Mouse, you’ve really got a little BJ fetish going. You talk about my “Cub fetish”, but now you’re the one who keeps bringing it up. And when are you going to join the rest of us and start using your name, or at least letting everyone know the name behind the disguise?
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