A Good Year for the Outlaw

“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.”

Yeah, I mean, what the heck can young people learn from…textbooks?!?!?

“Homosexuality is Satan’s diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.”

Oh…my…supreme being.

“I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One’s misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status.”

Yeah, keep them blacks, hispanics and women in their places, right Jerry? And those “homo-sex-u-als” are even LOWER than that, aren’t they? Ah, you were such a caring and forgiving man.

“…You’ve got to kill the terrorists before the killing stops and I am for the President—chase them all over the world, if it takes ten years, blow them all away in the name of the Lord.”

KILL, KILL, KILL!…(in the name of our most gracious and loving god. Pass the potatoes. Amen.)

“If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.”

Yeah, Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Thomas Edison. You damn failures.

Forgive me if I don’t shed a tear at the passing of this man. I feel for his children, it’s always hard to lose a parent, no matter how off base they were.