A Good Year for the Outlaw

Wow, Time Flies, Eh?

August 11th, 2006 · 7 Comments
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I checked this blog out this morning and realized it’s been over two weeks since I posted. Those two weeks have been spent moving, and we are now an official resident of Kewanee, IL.

That’s right, I decided to move on the two days that it was 101 and 103 degrees. See how smart I am? Diane is not to blame for this decision. I was the one who rented the U-Haul and made the plans. Well, it was hot. How hot? read on.

I made Michael Jordan look like he doesn’t sweat.
I averaged taking more showers in a day than most Europeans take in a month.
I changed clothes so often I thought I was in a Cher concert.
Gatorade stock went up .12 per share after that weekend.
I shook my head and almost drowned the cat.
It was so hot my sweat was sweating.

Ok, that’ll about cover it.



7 responses so far ↓

  • 1    Dan Dermody // Aug 12, 2006 at 10:45 am

    Hey B.J.

    Have fun in your new “crib” up there in Kewanee. Glad to hear things are goin’ so well for you. “Hi” to Diane.

  • 2    Billy Dennis // Aug 12, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    So … am I to understand it was a might warm during yoru move?

  • 3    Josh Harris // Aug 12, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    “I averaged taking more showers in a day than most Europeans take in a month.”

    So you took 2?

  • 4    Vonster // Aug 25, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    I’m bginning to think that, despite our other differences, you and I need to start a joint traffic bitches blog. ‘-)

  • 5    Josh Harris // Sep 1, 2006 at 2:14 am

    Now it’s been 3 weeks!

  • 6    Josh Harris // Sep 28, 2006 at 11:34 am

    You don’t blog anymore, do ya?

  • 7    BJ Aberle // Nov 6, 2006 at 5:38 am

    Dude c’mon….don’t leave us!!!

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